The weirdly ironic thing about this movie is that they all would’ve totally loved this bitch if she’s been honest from the start. Like, I can perfectly see her casually mentioning that she’s a black widow and Morticia being like, “Oh really?” before making a dramatic exit, only to return a few hours later with a massive dossier off potential targets and an engraved dagger.
L/light is the funniest fucking pairing in the world bc it is so embarrassing for both of them like light is gripping the bathroom sink & crying like ‘he’s not even cute i don’t even like all his weird bullshit and cutting remarks and genius deductions and the way he knows me better than myself i’m straight i am straight’ meanwhile L meets a hot guy who is kind of obsessed with him and can keep up with his mind games and he’s just like shrug. he’s PROBABLY a serial killer but literally what else am i doing
Remember when Terry played the Joker like a fiddle cause I sure do
Joker status: [ ] Told [ ] Told like a bitch [X] Batman: The Brave And The Told
Terry is literally what bruce would’ve been if his parents didn’t die. Well either that or terry got his sense of humor from his mom.
I love Batman Beyond because it’s basically Spider-Man as Batman with a healthy dosage of cyberpunk.
The best part is this isn’t just Terry fucking with Joker, Terry realized after bats told him “Joker likes to talk” that he likes to talk too. So he decided to answer joker back with something Joker was never expecting. Joker could easily deal with the typical hero “you won’t get away with this” talk or someone being absolutely quiet. But mockery? taking the piss? Telling joker straight up “you ain’t shit?”
And that time he thought he could take down a waterbender, while surrounded by snow and ice, at night, during a full moon.
“Here for a rematch?”
I swear, Zuko is like a dog with no concept of his actual size compared to others.
Guys I found it. The best comment to ever be on one of my posts.
Zuko is that Chihuahua that tries to fight everything and anything and Uncle Iroh is the dog owner who is constantly apologizing for him and trying to stop him/keep him calm and never succeeding
Thank you for @ing me because I want to talk about this, as a mother to small dogs. Here’s the thing about small dogs who try to fight with everything, they know exactly how small they are. This is in fact why they are like that. They bluster and snarl and bite, because they know they are tiny and they want to make sure you know that in spite of the fact that you could crush them, they will make it painful for you and it’s not worth the effort. And if they don’t do this, they assume you will crush them just because you can. Small fight-filled dogs are scared as shit and they’re not going to let that stop them.
And that’s exactly what Zuko is. He knows he has no power, no authority, no respect, and no support from his people, but he has determination and a willingness to fight and he’s not going to back down even when he has no chance, because if he backs down, no one will ever believe his snarl and his barking ever again. So he goes after an airbending master with fans because losing is better than backing down. He’s scared as shit and he’s not going to let that stop him.
This and the other response are like
Avatar fandom: “check out my fun shitpost about characters as dogs”
Avatar fandom: “actually no wait hang on I can definitely use this to make you cry”
When I’m in a video meeting with someone I don’t like, I cover their face on my screen with a sticky note so I don’t have to look at them. And I know it doesn’t address the core of the issue, but it works for me
See the thing about unpleasant feelings is that they aren’t a problem unless they affect shit, so if say, Karl in R&D has such a stupid vacant expression on his dumb shit fuck face all the damn time that it fills me with the irrational urge to shriek like a howler monkey defending my hard-earned primo monkey real estate from rival monkey invaders whenever I look at him for too long- like, that’s obviously not ideal, but if I can essentially put a paper bag over his head and pretend he isn’t there and suddenly *not* desire violence, then he never needs to know, right? then it’s not a problem at all, really, if you think about it
What I’m saying is that sometimes u are a pigeon and u must put a blanket over your enclosure
had someone comment “investing at x notes” on one of my posts and then the post just stopped getting notes which is a thousand times funnier than it blowing up if I’m being honest
get urself a new portfolio manager my guy because your investments ain’t going nowhere
